I don't think I'm in Market Chipping anymore...

hansoeii:

and he returns.

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kjscottwrites:

If you had to pick, what’s the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go “oh this one’s mine”

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hotgirlbummer08:

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

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vampireapologist:

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

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synapse-retrogenesis:

friends that get you injected with every disease possible if you look them in the eyes

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marlynnofmany:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it’s always ‘bleh why are the plates floating’, 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet’ and never 'sorry for killing you’ ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

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thenightling:

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halorvic:

transmechanicus:

in-love-with-my-bed:

imlizy:

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

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